Illegally parked? Here's your ticket and might I suggest the Blossoming Lotus pose

Well, isn't that nice of the local Cambridge, Mass authorities?  They're printing yoga tips on the back of tickets to help to relieve the stress of receiving said ticket.  Yeah, not sure any of that makes sense.  Rather than doing the Sprawling Dog pose how about a coupon for a six-pack beer?  Nothing relieves my tension like a good buzz.