Saturday, January 24, 2009

Episode 9

Episode 9. Guest host Memphis Mike stops by. Girl's high school basketball team destroys the learning disabled. Watch out for asian fellas parked in front of your house. This is a "nut-free" zone.

Friday, January 23, 2009

How did this 12 year old kid do this?

 
All right the article says nothing about the alleged being on any form of drugs.  But how else is he going to knock out a cop and outrun the K-9 unit?  PCP, maybe?
An eye witness statement, "It was like poetry in motion."
Assault on an officer, evading arrest and burglary = Poetry in motion.


The Saddest Story Evar!

This is a horrible tragedy. That's all I can muster. Only tears and sadness.

IB Show Set List 1/23

BEAT ON THE BRAT – THE RAMONES
FUCK THE POLICE – NWA
TALLAHASSEE LASSIE – FREDDY CANNON
THE EMPTY PAGE – SONIC YOUTH

I'M NOT CRYING, YOU'RE NOT CRYING, ARE YOU? - DEAR & THE HEADLIGHTS
AMERICAN JESUS - BAD RELIGION
THE HOOK- STEPHEN MALKMUS
I'M THE MAN WHO LOVES YOU - WILCO


**As time permits

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

My Podcast Alley feed! {pca-4f25e32f207f68aca7845bd944bc2d52}

It's official now...

America is experiencing an epidemic of smorgasbord proportions.  This is like the sixth article we've come across of an assault with a lunch item.  (The man hitting his ex-judge wife with a frying pan doesn't count as it didn't incorporate any food.  But it's funny nonetheless.)
And Florida, not wanting to let this food assault crisis get out of hand, nips it in the bud.  A judge sets bail for this recent bagel thrower at $10, 650.  That's a lot of bagels!

Sunday, January 18, 2009

Probably the smartest law I've seen in a long time... you hear that, a-hole across the street?!

There is enough room from the corner to the end of our property line to park two cars; mine and the spouse's.  So, I have this thing about people parking their cars there.   Especially, the inconsiderate jack-offs that park smack dab in the middle and obstruct the imaginary two car lengths so that only their beat up piece of crap is able to park there.  Friggin' idiots!
So, yeah I like this law that Dallas has come up with.