Friday, October 29, 2010

Kittens with Fainting Goat Syndrome

This is probably at the same time the cutest and saddest thing I've seen.  Meet Charlie and Spike.  They're two kittens with Myotonia Congenita, also known as "Fainting Goat" Syndrome.  The condition causes the two kittens to fall into a rigid paralysis at unexpected sounds.  That aside they're normal kittens.

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Nice. The old "my junk is too small so it doesn't count as indecent exposure" defense.

"It's not indecent exposure if it's too small"
Aussie Timothy Scott Clark was charge with dropping his trousers to show a few patrons of the Southern Hotel his little peanut.  His claimed he shouldn't have been charged because he only "had a small appendage".  Yeah, that's something you can be proud of and submit for the record in court.

King Agamemnon and Tasty Legolambnon

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Cool Awesome Halloween Costumes

Han Solo and Tauntaun FTW
So, you got a treat of some Epic Halloween failures in the earlier post.  Well, we gots to counterbalance that shizz with some wins.  Here is a gallery of awesome costumes via iheartchaos.

50 Epic Fail Costumes

"This suit makes me agile and spidey-like"

Well, Sunday is Halloween.  It's been years since I've dressed up, unless you count the business casual attire of a corporate drone as a costume.  In that case I do that every weekday.  FML.  Anyhoo... if you're going to dress up for Halloween, make sure you don't fall victim to an epic costume failure.  Here's a gallery of "what the hell were they thinking" costumes via

Thursday, October 28, 2010

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

A few pointers on getting a tattoo

This is what the symbol of Yin Yang looks like

Thinking about getting a tattoo?  Here are few pointers so you don't make the same mistake this Aussie bloke did.

1. First and foremost, don't get in an argument with the individual tattooing you prior to said tattoo.  I can't stress how important this one is.

2.  Make sure that the tattooer knows what a Yin Yang symbol looks like.  Yin Yang symbols get mistaken for 40cm penises all the time.  It's one of the most common tattoo mishaps in the industry..... no not really.  They look nothing alike.  So make sure the one with the motorized needle who wants to permanently stain your skin knows what one looks like.

3.  Back to that Yin Yang symbol.  Is that the best idea of the tattoo you wanted?  Do people really get Yin Yang symbols anymore?  And with dragons?  How about a "tribal" barbed wire sleeve to got with it?

4.  While getting said tattoo, if it is being done out of your sight like on your back, and one of your friends says, "Mate, it's looking really good" he might not be saying that out of earnest.  You might want to get a mirror and check out how "good" it's going.

5.  Tattoos are a way of telling the world, "Look how unique I am.  I got a tattoo just like 40 million other people."  So, when the tattooist says, "Don't show anyone this for a few weeks", you might want to question him on that.  Just sayin'.

6.  Finally, when you get home and you do show your roommate the new "Yin Yang" symbol you got stained with and it turns out it's really a 40cm penis accompanied with a misspelled phrase that implies you're gay and the only response they can muster is "I don't think that's the tattoo you were after" punch them in the face.

Pizza Time... sllllloooooooooow

Lunchtime.  How about some pizza?  How about a pizza with Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen?  How about we throw in some nitrous oxide?

Japanese Robot Wasp Killer w/Mohawk

Konichiwa, wasps.  You die now.

I heart Japan.  Plain and simple.  Who else would come up with a mohawk sporting robot to combat wasps?  Awesome.

Ninja vs. Cops

Do you think this is a real ninja?  Don't know.  I'm thinking a real ninja could dodge all those pellets ala Matrix style.  But got to give him props for taking on something like two dozen cops.

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Shocking French Ad

Europeans really know to eff with your mind when it comes to their ads.  Case in point, the seductive pic above.  Now get the whole picture.

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Funny thing is I bet this monkey has more talent in his opposable thumb than M. Night Shymalan could ever muster

Meet the hot new filmmaker making waves on the indy circuit.  Capucine the capuchin monkey directs, films and edits all her films.  Yeah, I know I'm the guy that's been warning you about the impending Monkey Revolution, but I've got to say there have been some crappy movies as of late.  I mean, do we really need to remake every single television show or movie from the eighties? I mean, come on, do we really need a Total Recall redux and wasn't Red Dawn awesome enough?  Wolverines!!!  And stop it with the 3-D movies, they give a me a friggin headache!  Maybe we need a monkey to shake Hollywood up a bit.  I'm sure Capucine would churn out stuff that would make Felini proud.

Passing the time in Russia

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say alcohol had something to do with this... and yes, I am aware that the guy is wearing a Guinness Cat in a Hat Hat.