Episode 11

Chess playing, quesadillas and knife fights. Convenience store robbing Klingons. Utah is messed up. Keith is a Christian Bale tirade virgin. Oh it gets messy, folks.

Music for the show tonight....

Broadcasting 10PM CST from Radio23.org.

This is the music you'll hear throughout the show:

You Are Invited – Dismemberment Plan
Little Dawn – Ted Leo and The Pharmacists
Paranoid Android – Easy Star All-Stars
Simply Passing Time – Koufax
Ha Ha – Mates Of State
Yoshimi Battles The Pink Robots Pt. 1 – The Flaming Lips

Mental Illness Dating Site? Come On...

Do we really need to be setting up mentally unstable people on dates with other mentally unstable people? No. Do we really need mentally unstable people being encouraged to procreate? No. Did I take this picture directly from their website? Yes.

Who wants a date?

What a wonderful world we live in...

I am flabbergasted...

Say it ain't so Abby!

We usually reserve the Dear Abby section for the live show, but I couldn’t get over the placement and type of advertisement in this particular archived Abby.

Seriously?

Is M*A*S*H even still in syndication? Is there a more asinine way to spend our time and money? 111,162,259 households in the United States and this whole situation is being held up by 6,500,000 households and the fact that they don't have, or want to shell out $40.00 to buy a convertor box. The switch to digital television has little effect on me and my life other than the fact that I have to sift through more ridiculous shit to find actual news, oh, and the fact that while our economy is falling apart the government is handing out what could very well end up being over $2,000,000,000.00 to make sure that every household in America has the opportunity to practice their God given right to watch free television. Tell me again why we are the most obese nation in the world.

"March 20th! Now leave me the fuck alone!"

Is this going to be national news from now on?

When the hell did this become reportable news on a national level? I understand that a plane crashed. No one was killed. No one was seriously injured. Birds fly. Birds get sucked into airplane engines. It happens quite frequently. What's the next step? "SUV Returns to Garage Safely After Striking Dog on Highway"? I can't take it anymore.

I think the real question is "What videogame was he playing?"

There is so many things wrong here. First off, judging by the guy's mugshot, this guy is lucky to have a girlfriend.  Why would he go off and do what he did?  He isn't going to find another female who's going to put up with his hours on-line shooting at aliens or WWII enemies.  Especially, if the details of this little rampage are brought up, he should just embrace single life from here on out.

But I think the main question wasn't answered in this article.  What videogame was he playing that constituted a beat down?  GTA?  COD?  GOW?  (I'm showing how much of a geek I am by throwing around the acronyms)  

At least this article didn't turn into the argument that videogames lead to violence.  

Game on, my friend.  Game on.