Saturday, March 14, 2009

Episode 15

Episode 15 v2.0
Heed this warning: The monkeys are planning a revolt. When you least expect it, they will attack. How will you prevent them?
Keith & Mike also ask, "Who's the boss?"
Also discussed:
Transition from the "p bomb" to "hot pocket". Fight Club in a mentally disabled school. Public shool education tricks Mike into believing the myth about the Great Wall China as seen from outerspace. Oh and by the way, if you're on the wall don't take any short cuts. The magic bullet theory revisited, but throw some mice into the mix.

A robbery in 30 minutes or less....

or the pizza's free.
"Everybody be cool! This is a robbery! Now put the money in the bag and no one will get hurt. And make it quick! My thin crust is waiting for me across the street!"
And look at that mugshot. She looks like my 3rd grade Social Studies teacher.

Friday, March 13, 2009

Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!

Has this been going on for ever and I just never heard about it? First its the woman who has her eyelids, lips, nose, and hands ripped off in Connecticut. Then a monkey in a zoo throwing rocks at people. Now they are killing people with coconuts?

Thursday, March 12, 2009

That's no oat bag, it's a nut sack!

I'm Scottland!

Okay, I've heard of a lot of crazy shit but claiming that you reside in your own country of yourself and not in the state of Pennsylvania to get out of a DUI may just be the craziest. At least the judge has ordered a mental examination for this terminal fool. Hey, Scott Allen Witmer, if you don't want the police to pull your country over for driving drunk, stop getting your country shitfaced and driving it through Pennsylvania.