Saturday, June 13, 2009

A portable urinal ingeniously disguised as a Club!

Don't know what to get dad for Father's Day?  Why not get him the Uroclub?!
Now dad can look like a pervert on the links while he "checks out his club".  

Swine flu who? We got something better

Swine flu. Avian flu. Foot and Mouth disease. Ebola Virus. When are we going to learn.
Scientist say this newly thawed out bacteria is not harmful to humans. Do we need to really find that one out? It froze 120,000 years ago for a reason. Let's not mess with mother nature.

The Ape Revolution continues...

Here's another one, world. At least in this incident the victim got to keep their hands and lips and only suffered minor bruises and cuts. Perhaps, we need to start negotiating peace talks with the primates. But I don't know how well that will go. My uncle always said, "Never trust a monkey".


The place: Castrillo de Murcia, Spain
The cost: free
The dates: June 11-15

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Oh those wacky Japanese

Leave it to the Japanese, I tell ya. Gotta to love them. With their Hello Kitty, printing novellas on toilet paper, Godzilla, anime loving, sushi, violent rape videogames, sumo wrestling, bullet train, virtual reality murders, stink-free astronaut underwear, and suicide forests.
What will they think of next?
Oh the Punch Perm.

Creepy guy creeping around, getting creepy naked and leaving a creepy smell

I got it sprayed down because it smelled terrible,” the victim told the Bradenton Herald. “I have never seen him in my life. It is kind of creepy.”

It's not "kind of creepy", victim. It most definitely is creepy.