Thursday, April 2, 2009

We warned you...

That's right. We stated it in an earlier posts and podcast. They are plotting, planning, and scheming. It's only a matter of time before the revolution begins. Monkey vs. Man. The fight for Earth. Survival of the fittest. Who will prevail. My money is on the monkey.

Most obvious statement in a headline ever

Yeah, I think I would be done fishing, too.

A hole in one...

Ummm... how big are the golf holes in Japan? Or how small are Japanese people?

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Ugly Goth Chick

So, the G20 Summit is underway in London and protestors are coming out of the woodwork. I don't really have a joke for any of this. It's just that I came across this pic with a bunch of the protestors getting the crap beat out of them. All of a sudden, I shuddered to myself. Look at this UGLY GOTH CHICK. From the look on her face, I think she's re-thinking the whole "protest the G20 Summit thing". She looks like she's wishing she was back home listening to Morrissey, writing pseudo-deep poetry and burning candles. Instead, she's getting a baton to the head.

Sunday, March 29, 2009

Episode 17

Keith and Mike broadcasts from within the same location for the first time in Idiot Ballroom's existence, but in the excitement and drunken stupor they forgot to record the first 10 minutes of the show. Don't worry, Florida, your white trash status is still intact.--Atomic bomb survivor, now that you survived the devastation at Hiroshima, what are you going to do? "I'm going home to Nagasaki." -- It is just wrong to punch a police horse -- Alaska, murder and aliens -- Keith's wife and friend in the drunk IMs to the show open the floodgate for "hot pocket" droppings -- Donald Swallow lost his hands 20 years ago. Does that stop him from committing sexual assault? Nope -- Apparently, in Australia they're just getting America's reruns of The Dukes of Hazzard. "Hooning" runs rampant.

"You're gonna love my nuts! Or I'm gonna beat your ass!"