Tuesday, January 20, 2009

It's official now...

America is experiencing an epidemic of smorgasbord proportions.  This is like the sixth article we've come across of an assault with a lunch item.  (The man hitting his ex-judge wife with a frying pan doesn't count as it didn't incorporate any food.  But it's funny nonetheless.)
And Florida, not wanting to let this food assault crisis get out of hand, nips it in the bud.  A judge sets bail for this recent bagel thrower at $10, 650.  That's a lot of bagels!