Wednesday, February 25, 2009

What's next?

So, you've given birth to 8 babies at once. Have 6 other ones at home. You want nothing to do with the father. You're on welfare. You have a website that solicits donation for your "situation". You have a publicist. And though you have no money, you're in the market for a million $ plus home.
So, what's the next obvious evolutionary step in this trainwreck you call your life? Porn. Sure. Porn.