Thursday, February 26, 2009

To hell with this whole "obesity" epidemic!


That's right! I said it. So, what if more than one-third of American adults were obese in 2005-2006 according to a survey from the CDC. Pshaw! That's not going to stop the greatest country on Planet Earth from deep frying everything we find and consuming it in mass quantities, is it? Hell no! Until scientists figure out a way to deep fry a whole cow stuffed with cheese and potatoes, I figure we got some calories to pack on. Deep fried pizza anyone?