This is so asking for a train derailment

Here we go again.  You know I love you, Japan.  But you have this overall desire for being weird.  And it's no real secret that you have a strange affinity for monkeys.  But I'm telling ya, this is a bad idea. Making two monkeys train conductors?  Murphy's law dictates that "anything that can go wrong, will go wrong."  Apparently, Murphy knew about a monkey's devious desire to take over the world.   Oh Japan, you're playing into the paws of these monkeys and their impending revolution.