Friday, October 15, 2010

Knife Fight #42: Topless woman tries to cut up some cops

61-year-old Phyllis Ann Lasich was acting pretty strange that day.  Her neighbors called the police to report that she was "outside the apartment completely naked and shouting nonsense" and "acting very strange".  I'm not sure if you know this, but in Portland that's pretty normal... from my experience that is.  Anyways, officers showed up to see what was going on only be met at the door with a topless, old lad brandishing a meat cleaver and screaming "Die [expletive]!" Again I have to point out this a normal Portland occurrence.