Guess Mobile, Alabama doesn't have a '3 Strikes' legal system

What's he going to do for his 100th arrest?  It's got to be something epic.

William Bradley Bankston holds a record like no other.  The 47 year old has been arrested 99 times over a 30 year period.  Holy shnikes.  What's he going to do for his 100th arrest?  You know it's gotta be epic with a ticker tape parade all the way to the jail house.