Who brings a meat thermometer to the movies?

 Like something out of a Martin Scorsese film, a Los Angeles movie goer was stabbed in the neck with a meat thermometer.  The incident occurred after they complained about another audience member who was talking on a cell phone during a screening of the director's Shutter Island.  You know, from experiencing Scorsese's last few movies I might've stabbed someone in the neck too.
But really there are two questions to be asked here.  First, who the hell brings a meat thermometer to a movie???  And secondly, where is the temperature reading for "Human" on a thermometer?  I suspect in between "Beef" and "Ham".