Thursday, March 19, 2009

A little gas isn't going to hurt anyone....

So what? The kid was ripping a few at school. And the other kids were laughing. Har de har har. You're really going to suspend him for this? It's not like he threatened anyone. "You better watch out or I'm going to fart all over this school. It's going to be one big fart catastrophe and no one can stop my fermented gastric smells!"

Really? Suspension? Bill Duncan Opportunity School (WTF kind of name is that anyways.) Opportunity, huh? This kid wasn't given the opportunity to express himself through gastro-intestinal music. It should be called Bill Duncan We Don't Like Juvenile Behavior From Our Juveniles That Attend This School.

Bill Duncan Opportunity School, get your head out of your ass and let one go.