Episode 23

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-- Crabs in the toilet.

-- Big Mama Hot Pickled Sausage... yummy.

-- Chesus.  Yes.  Chesus.

-- How to avoid getting arrested for shoplifting?  Throw a baby.

-- Old lady beats her old man for cheating on her.

-- That bird kept on squawking so I took a bat to it's head.  It was driving me cuckoo.

-- Is that a banana in your pocket or are you robbing me?

-- What do people in Uruguay call themselves?  Uruguayans?  

-- Asparagus is expensive.

Fight Club for the mentally handicapped

So, we first reported this story back in March on Episode 15. Oh how we wished to see the video back then. Guess what? Here it is.

Please tell me that I’m hallucinating.

Did I just step into some alternate universe, did someone slip LSD into my Cheerios, this morning, or did I read this wrong? Are we really performing life saving surgeries on tree frogs?

Episode 22

It's a family affair during movie night. -- Maybe it's not a wise idea to add 4 inches to your penis. -- Chinese boss gets his junk bitten off in a car -- DARE to keep cops off drugs. -- Thank goodness it's a snake head in my dinner. -- Cyclist gets killed by a lady painting her fingernails... but she was wearing a helmet -- St. Louis has a "feces bandit" on the loose and the Hardy Boys break this case wide open -- If the rat mascot gropes you, then "cha ching cha ching".

"Let's see, how can I explain this so that it makes sense to you?"

Introducing our first “FULL ASSER OF THE WEEK!!!”

By now you all should know that here at Idiot Ballroom we have an intense distain for half assing and half assers. Therefore, on behalf of all of us, I would like to present our very first award for persistence and full assery to a man known only as Vladimir… posthumously.

Note to self - "Do not piss on bar and fight cops."

Episode 21

Memphis Mike hooked us up with what he's been doing the last couple months.... Check out this rad band called Rainy Day Manual! -- Driving around the grocery store on your 'little rascal' and drinking blackberry wine and eating candy bars -- Bring your dog in the house, it's getting kind of windy --  Oregon, I love you dearly... but it's stinks around here -- Customer service at Radio Shack = a punch in the face --  "Grandma?  Do you wanna die?"   -- Encyclopedia Brown saves the day.  -- Robots will destroy the human race.

Idiot of the Day!!!

Knife fight #37

Knives and swords. Swords and knives. Here at the Idiot Ballroom we've been saying for awhile now that maybe we need to get back to our roots. Anybody can shoot a gun. But it takes balls to filet someone or go all Errol Flynn on a dude. Well, world, you're listening to us. (So, much that we had to create a stock image for the "Knife Fight"). And guess who just joined the club? Good old Florida, that's who. We knew they'd be one of the first members to dismember... I couldn't resist that.