Friday, February 13, 2009

You will get lucky before Valentine's day

Check​ out Idiot​ Ballr​oom live tonig​ht (​​​​​​​2/13)​​​​​​​.​​​​​​​​

We will be broad​casti​ng 11pm USA Easte​rn Time/​​​​​​​​​​​8pm USA Pacif​ic/​​​​​​​​​​​2am Londo​n UK (​​​​​​​​​​​2/14)​​​​​​​​​​​/​​​​​​​​​​​1pm Sydne​y,​​​​​​​​​​​ Austr​alia (​​​​​​​​​​​2/14​)​​​​​​​​​​​ on your compu​ter.​​​​​​​

The live broad​cast can be found​ at Radio​23.​

Just click​ your prefe​rred liste​ning devic​e and sit back and have a liste​n.​

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Even those seniors who don't live alone can use Life Alert




I just had octuplets, please send money and gifts.

So, I just gave birth to eight babies, and already had 6 waiting for me back home.  I'm not married and am on welfare, so I need your help.  Send me money and gifts, please!  The In Vitro Fertilization was pretty damn expensive and we're in a little "pinch".  Please send money so my babies can have a good life free of hard work, determination.....
All right that's enough.  My head was going to explode with the audacity.  Oh this will be discussed on the show. 

Saturday, February 7, 2009

Episode 11

Chess playing, quesadillas and knife fights. Convenience store robbing Klingons. Utah is messed up. Keith is a Christian Bale tirade virgin. Oh it gets messy, folks.

Friday, February 6, 2009

Music for the show tonight....

Broadcasting 10PM CST from Radio23.org.

This is the music you'll hear throughout the show:

You Are Invited – Dismemberment Plan
Little Dawn – Ted Leo and The Pharmacists
Paranoid Android – Easy Star All-Stars
Simply Passing Time – Koufax
Ha Ha – Mates Of State
Yoshimi Battles The Pink Robots Pt. 1 – The Flaming Lips

Mental Illness Dating Site? Come On...


Do we really need to be setting up mentally unstable people on dates with other mentally unstable people? No. Do we really need mentally unstable people being encouraged to procreate? No. Did I take this picture directly from their website? Yes.
Who wants a date?

Thursday, February 5, 2009

What a wonderful world we live in...


I am flabbergasted...

Say it ain't so Abby!

We usually reserve the Dear Abby section for the live show, but I couldn’t get over the placement and type of advertisement in this particular archived Abby.

Seriously?


Is M*A*S*H even still in syndication? Is there a more asinine way to spend our time and money? 111,162,259 households in the United States and this whole situation is being held up by 6,500,000 households and the fact that they don't have, or want to shell out $40.00 to buy a convertor box. The switch to digital television has little effect on me and my life other than the fact that I have to sift through more ridiculous shit to find actual news, oh, and the fact that while our economy is falling apart the government is handing out what could very well end up being over $2,000,000,000.00 to make sure that every household in America has the opportunity to practice their God given right to watch free television. Tell me again why we are the most obese nation in the world.

"March 20th! Now leave me the fuck alone!"