Yes, I'm a Star Wars geek. And yes, I want this!

If anybody is needing any Christmas gift ideas for me, look no further.  

Lunch time! Who wants Arby's?

It's lunch time, kiddies.  What do you guys want to eat?  How 'bout some Arby's?

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Uhhhh.... did that dude on the Little Rascal do what I think he did?

I don't know... I might have to call "shenanigans" on this.  Either Koreans are making far superior mobility scooters than we Americans, or this could be fake?  I mean, every Rascal I've ever seen goes like 1 mile per hour and could never somehow pry open an elevator door.  

Oh wonderful, Courtney Love quit Twitter. Now if she would only quit being such an eff up.

Courtney Love quit Twitter after "accidentally" tweeting some provocative pics of herself.  Apparently, they were meant for a boyfriend.  REALLY.  First of all, Courtney, the kind of pics you are referring to that you send to a boyfriend are not ones taken by a photographer.   I'm talking about the one handed solo vanity shot done (can be done in mirror, too)... those are the type of pics you send to your love buddy.  And lastly, AND THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT PART, no one wants to see you in these type of poses and positions!

Circle of Life

Photographer:  Nice kill.

Hunter:  Thanks.

Photographer:  I'm talking to the cat behind you.

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I'm no lion trainer, but I'm thinking maybe you stop chasing it, hitting it, and spraying it with water and it will stop trying to eat you.

Luka: Nikolai!!! Help!!! The lion is trying to eat me and I am bleeding badly!!!


Nikolai: Don't panic, Luka! Just let your training take over. Just like we practiced. Chase it and hit it. I will spray it with water.
Luka: AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Nikolai: Okay, I thought that would work. Maybe we didn't use enough water.

Luka: AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

IB Comic 10/6/10

Dog on Acid

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Pull your damn pants up or I'll shoot you in the butt!

Listen, I'm an advocate for respecting one's elders.  And yeah I think the world is going to hell in a hand basket with these baggy pants and hippety hop music and the texting of the cell phones and the myspacebook pages and what not.... but you have to be hardcore to shoot a kid in the butt while he's buying candy.

What's This?

Okay, kiddies, pop quiz time.  What is this little concoction?  Strawberry ice cream?  Taffy?  Some kind of industrial foam glue?  Click here for the surprise of your life.

A once in a lifetime photo.... wait a sec.

They're saying this pic is a once in a lifetime photo.  A photographer being in the wrong place at the right time.  Pretty cool if I say so.... wait a sec....

What the hell is up with that guy?!?  

Homeless Man does Under Pressure With Kermits

Drunk Science!

Awwww.... that's how the Polar Bear came to be.  I love drinking.  I love science.  Put the two together and it puts a smile on my face.

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