-- Jose from Aruba leaves very ambiguous IMs.
-- Are the crunchberries in season this time of years?
-- Japanese novels printed on toilet paper. Genius at work.
-- Uh it's raining. You mind if I bail on this community service? Oh you do. How bout we go around the corner and I punch you in the face?
-- Crazy cat stories.
-- He's from New York. Of course he's going to drop the F-bomb.