Saturday, April 11, 2009
Episode 18
The WTF episode. The world is going to hell in a hand basket 'fer sure'. -- Social Networking etiquette discussed. Bottom line, don't be posting pics of your friends who you haven't talked to in 15 years. Especially if the subject is taboo. Not cool -- That is not a spicy meatball, dude who tried to cut off his fiance's finger in Philly -- Florida gets the IB treatment. Florida is the new "California"-- Showing up to a wake with a beer can in your hand, is grounds for a beating. -- Poland... what the hell? A guy that bites and swallows his "best friend's" penis. ABSOLUTELY NOT COOL!!!
Friday, April 10, 2009
Thursday, April 9, 2009
Stolen 1970 Chevelle For Sale
Florida, Florida, Florida. What are we to do with you? It really isn't too bright to begin with to steal a nearly 40 year old muscle car because, well, there just aren't that many of them out there and that's going to make it a shade easier to spot. I guess all of that doesn't matter much when you put it up for sale on Craigslist. Is there something in the water down there or is there some truth to the whole southern inbreeding myth?
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
Fraggle Rock's Trash Heap Arrested For Domestic Battery
Why would would this look-a-like of Marjorie the Trash Heap of Fraggle Rock fame be arrested for aggravated domestic battery you ask? For throwing a pair of scissors at her husband's head. Why would she do such a thing you ask? Because he wouldn't take her to Busch Gardens. Oh, Florida, you never disappoint us.
Monday, April 6, 2009
OH - OH - OBAMA!
It was only a matter of time, folks, and the Chia Obama has arrived. I don't know what the most amusing part of this story is for you, but for me it's the, "supposed likeness of President Barack Obama," portion of it that really makes me chuckle. Hey, Excellent Newspaper Reporter in Tampa, is it the green afro, the chia clay skintone, the face of the president, or the words, "BARACK OBAMA" across the chest of Chia Obama that led you to believe that this is a "supposed likeness" of the president?
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