Smelly Passenger Is Asked To De-Plane

"Excuse me, sir. For the safety of the crew and other passengers, we're going to have to ask you and your horrendous body odor to de-plane."

Translate any website into music

So www.codeorgan.com is a pretty rad site.  Type in any URL address and the algorithms in the program translate the site into music.  Listen to what Idiot Ballroom sounds like here.

What to look for when buying a home

Real Estate Agent:   So, what do you think?

Potential Buyer:  Well, I do like it but... I mean the neighborhood is wonderful.  The view is beautiful.  And the price is great.  But it doesn't have that "weed smell" I'm looking for.

St. Louis, let's Google!

Hey, St. Louis, here's our chance to rise above such embarrassing stigmas like being one of the most dangerous cities in the country.  Or having the most cases of Chlamydia and Gonorrhea (that was in 2009... dethroned by Baltimore.)  Now we can erase all of that like a shot of penicillin... and become the city that has the fastest internet in the country.  Google wants to give fiber optic high speed internet (speeds of 1 gigabit per second) to one lucky community.

Where Old People Go

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"Videogames? What's this all a-boot?"

Oh, Canada.  You frigid, dual language speaking, universal healthcare providing, step-sister of the United States, you.  Apparently, you're new to the whole gaming world as shown in this article about a British Columbia man who reported an "ominous" conversation he had while playing against a Texas teen.

There are a few bits of evidence in the article that tells me that you're still living in the year 2002: