Flaming Lips Smart Phone Musical Experiment Instructions

Taking what they did with Zaireeka to another level.  I love these guys. Sadly, I don't think I have enough friends to do this.

Knife stuck in man's head for 4 years

Understatement of the year: "I feel better now the blade's been taken out"


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I'm sorry... were you saying something?

Could you repeat that?  I was a bit distracted by the big... plate of salad.


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Teaching monkeys how to use a sniper rifle is not good at all

Probably the worst idea ever.

Billy Mays Grater Plater Dub (NSFW)

Grates babies and balloons.

Baby Trashes Bar in Las Palmas

Hey... this is what I do every time I drink.  Binge on various alcoholic beverages.  Eat off the plates of unsuspecting individuals.  And stumble around and trash the place.

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Oh The Places You'll Actually Go

If Dr. Seuss told it like it really was.

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Misery Bear Goes To Work

My life told through the eyes of a plush bear.


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Who is Arcade Fire??? That shouldn't be the question. Who are you?

Okay so the Grammy's were the other night.  I didn't watch.  Not into the mainstream GagaBieberUsherBullShiznit.  With that said, I'm not really a diehard Arcade Fire fan either.  Sure they have some good songs but never really got into them so much.  So, when I heard the next day that Arcade Fire won best album, I was like "I guess that's cool".  But apparently this whole "Arcade Fire wins the grammy thing" got the world of pop music lovers up in arms.  But seriously who hasn't heard of Arcade Fire?  Really?

sound delicious

I don't know.  But what are you doing to that dog?

Rosie is so in touch with the masses

You get a sense of smugness in the retort.

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Dead Island Trailer

So, it's scored like an episode of Lost.  It's got zombies.  And from this trailer it looks pretty freaking amazing.

Maybe 31 flavors are too much

I'm not a fan of Vanilla, but this is sure making me rethink that.

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Missing Unicorn?

probably.

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You got called out!

Got to love FB.  The place to air such grievances for all the world to see.

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One of my worst fears

One of my greatest fears is dying at work.  I mean everyone hates their job, but can you imagine meeting your end surrounded by coworkers gawking at you as slip into the unknown?  That is the ultimate kick in the pants I tell you.  As you lay facing upward, those employees that you dislike are the last faces you will see.  "Stupid Sheila.  Quit staring at me and call 911, damnit."  With that said, I think dying at work and no one even noticing might be worse.  But that's what happened to L.A. County employee Rebecca Wells.  No one even noticed, not until the next day.  What a sad, sad way to go.

Japanese Sushi Candy

I don't know.  This seems an awful lot of work for some unappetizing candy.

Earnest Fortune Cookie

Got to love that MSG

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Radiohead's "The King of Limbs" available for preorder

Radiohead's new album "The King of Limbs" drops this weekend for digital downloading. Pre-ordering accepted now.  Hell yeah.

Well, he wasn't wearing a lifejacket, so it's no surprise really

Oh gramps and his kayak.  He loved both that kayak and scaring the living daylights out of the rest of the family.

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Mario Kart IRL

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Craigs-Lisp, Than Antonio

Thith ith awethome.  Freaking awethome.

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Valentine's Gift for the Single Lady

This one is for the single ladies out there.  Valentine's Day can be the salt in the wound as you live your lonely existence without a counterpart.  But behold, it doesn't have to be sooo lonely, especially at night in bed.  Introducing the boyfriend pillow.