Knife Fight #38: "Mommy please don't drink and drive... I have something for you."

Oh, Canada.  You don't disappoint with your antics.

A Winnipeg 14 year old tried to right thing and keep his mother from driving while intoxicated.  But things got all "stabby".

Update on the Monkey Revolution: They're stealing our alcohol

The monkeys are stealing our alcohol.  It's time we fought back.

Idiot of the Week: The Guy Who Got Drunk and Lost a Prototype of the New 4G iPhone

Your boss says, "Gray Powell. Here's the new iPhone.  Take it out for a spin."   You have been entrusted with one of the most sought out items this side of the Holy Grail.  What do you do?  You hit your favorite watering hole, get rabid drunk and lose the device.  Steve Jobs is punching a baby in the face this very minute.