Merry Christmas!

From everyone here at Idiot Ballroom, have a joyous, wondrous, raucous, drunkeness Christmas! See ya on Monday!

Insanity wolf wants eggnog

Merry Christmas *sigh*

via thelunchladies

Excited little boy loses the Christmas spirit in one split smack to the face

Scary Freaky Santa!

via CreepySantaPhotos

Old Crazy Legs

Future First Person Shooter

A Star Wars Christmas

via Gamervision

Guess what, Gingers? You're just like the rest of us.

According to the annual British Medical Journal's quirky Christmas report, redheads are just like you and I.  Apparently, there was this crazy myth in the medical world where healthcare professionals believed redheads were more susceptible to excessive bleeding and greater sensitivity to pain.

Just Because: A dog walks into a bar...

"What's a dog gotta do to get some pretzels in this place?"

OCD Santa

via Savage Chickens

Knife Fight: "Oh you got a lead pipe? I see your lead pipe and raise you a samurai sword."

Terre Haute... where you can slice a dude's finger off and not have any charges brought against you.

Samurai sword fight injures man: wthitv.com

Animals of Youtube singing Jingle Bells

Tis the season for some animals singing Christmas carols.

via Talking Animals

Portlandia - Dream of the 90s

Oregon?  Yeah.

What's this woman smiling about?

You've got what?  Where?

Meet Jessi Lynn Clark.  She's got a little secret. Hidden on her body somewhere are controlled drugs Oxycodone and Xanax... that she claims aren't hers.  Can you guess where she's got them hidden?