We're coming to rob your bank in 10 minutes. Can you make sure to have the money ready?

Customer Service Rep:   People's United Bank Fairfield Branch, how may I assist you today?

Robber:    Yeah, me and my buddy are going to be coming into the bank today to rob you all.  Can you have a bag of cash ready to go?

The Monkey Revolution continues

I feel like we're beating a dead horse... or in this case a monkey.  Oh Florida, you crazy mixed up state, you.  For over a year a rhesus macaque monkey has eluded capture in the Tampa Bay area.  Adding insult to injury this monkey has its own Facebook Page where he taunts his pursuers.  Oh damn you, monkey!

Real Life Drama

Sometimes the conversations I hear are far more entertaining than the movies that Hollywood spews out.  Here’s a little ditty I was part of in the checkout line at Wal-Mart today.