Half-Nelson? Nope. Nelson overload.

I'm wondering what the baby-sitter's name is? Nelson? Or maybe Nelson. It could be Nelson, though. Or perhaps it's Nelson. Then again I got a sneaking suspicion it might be Nelson.

Just in case you've been wondering how all those people died in 90's, Russia....

Really? Science and research haven't progressed far enough where we can get a quicker answer on those nagging questions? And really, do we need to conduct research on what was the major cause of Russian deaths in the 90s? Isn't a given? Stoli. Absolut. Hello?

--Side note... I'm thinking the Russian military needs to rethink its paratrooper uniform (see article).

"I'M SORRY, I DON'T THINK I HEARD YOU CORRECTLY. COULD YOU REPEAT THAT, PLEASE?"