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Introducing our first “FULL ASSER OF THE WEEK!!!”

By now you all should know that here at Idiot Ballroom we have an intense distain for half assing and half assers. Therefore, on behalf of all of us, I would like to present our very first award for persistence and full assery to a man known only as Vladimir… posthumously.

Note to self - "Do not piss on bar and fight cops."