Episode 13

Episode 13.
Mike finds out that it's probably not a wise idea to start drinking at 5 when the show is at 10. True confessions. Greatest Craigslist posting ever. Chimpanzees are animals, plain and simple. Gotta put on my dancing leg. So what if I got bit by a snake at Wal Mart, can't beat those prices. And much more.

West Virginians Rejoice!!!

Montel Williams will sell anything

"Own a piece of history.  For a limited time and limited quantities are available."  Blah Blah Blah.

Coins with stickers on them.  That's pretty much it.  You get $2 worth of coins for the low low price of $19.95 (+ shipping and handling).

You know it's legit because Montel Williams is selling them.

The greatest resume/Craigslist posting ever

With the economy being in the tank the way it is.  It's no surprise that people are having a tough time finding jobs.

With that said, if I had any authority in hiring someone for something.... this eager applicant would be hired on the spot.

Thanks to Memphis Mike for finding this.

What will fall faster? A feather or an idiot?

Dy - no - mite

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Show music:

THE KING OF CARROT FLOWERS – NEUTRAL MILK HOTEL
OBJECTS OF MY AFFECTIONS – PETER BJORN AND JOHN
WHO DO U WORSHIP – DE LA SOUL
SHAME – IDAHO
D IN DETROIT – THE ANNIVERSARY
IT’S GOOD TO BE HERE – DIGABLE PLANETS
LET ME SLEEP (NEXT TO THE MIRROR) – IDLEWILD

No wonder people are offing their families and killing themselves.

I can't believe this kind of shit is still surprising me but for some reason it is. Someone needs to kick these idiots in the balls and explain to them that all that money our government handed to them came from Mr. Taxpayer. Citigroup - $25 Billion. JP Morgan Chase - $25 Billion. Bank of America - $15 Billion. U.S. Bancorp - $6.7 Billion. Now they're going to charge people without jobs to access their unemployment benefits. When do the riots start? Get out your wallets everybody because it isn't anywhere near over yet. What a country.

Times are tough...

You know times are tough when The Flintstones are feeling the effects of the housing market crash. 

WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT?

It doesn't stop does it.  It's a trainwreck in slow motion.  It's a movie you never wanted to watch but there's nothing else on tv so you're forced to view it.  I can't take my eyes off of this story.  And it just gets me more and more upset.  

Food stamps? Pshaw!  14 kids?  The more, the merrier!  Current residence in foreclosure?  That ain't gonna stop her!  She's in the market for a million dollar house!!!

WTF?

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Hey, Idiot! Remember me? I know you always saw me carrying around this 2x4 but think about it. What is my name? That's right, I'm "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan. So the next time you have warrants and your baby sis puts some handcuffs on you at a birthday party, or whatever other lame story you come up with, think about me before you go to the cops and ask them for help. That's HACKSAW!!! You fool.