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Hey, Idiot! Remember me? I know you always saw me carrying around this 2x4 but think about it. What is my name? That's right, I'm "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan. So the next time you have warrants and your baby sis puts some handcuffs on you at a birthday party, or whatever other lame story you come up with, think about me before you go to the cops and ask them for help. That's HACKSAW!!! You fool.