Thursday, October 7, 2010

I'm no lion trainer, but I'm thinking maybe you stop chasing it, hitting it, and spraying it with water and it will stop trying to eat you.

Luka: Nikolai!!! Help!!! The lion is trying to eat me and I am bleeding badly!!!


Nikolai: Don't panic, Luka! Just let your training take over. Just like we practiced. Chase it and hit it. I will spray it with water.
Luka: AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Nikolai: Okay, I thought that would work. Maybe we didn't use enough water.

Luka: AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!