Love connection at Wal Mart?

Brooklyn, I'd like you to meet William.  He's a big fan.  Hey, William, tell Brook about that one time you were in Wal Mart.  You know that one time where you caught a glimpse of Brooklyn on the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition.  You remember?  That one time where you took a copy of the SI over to the toy section and proceeded to masturbate to it and then you got ejaculate all over.  William, you are one crazy SOB!  Hey Brook, where you going?