Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Grandpa, why are you scratching yourself so much?

First off, the thought of old people doing it is just plain sick.  But throw in some STDs and I vomit a little bit.  Hey old people, just because you're old doesn't mean you can stop practicing safe sex!  Oh and let's be discreet about it.  I don't want to know you all are still doing the Horizontal Mamba, let alone the fact you have a raging case of genital herpes.