Call of Duty Fan Video

This is probably one of the best fan videos I've ever seen.  And with a budget of $210, it's all the more impressive.

We're coming to rob your bank in 10 minutes. Can you make sure to have the money ready?

Customer Service Rep:   People's United Bank Fairfield Branch, how may I assist you today?

Robber:    Yeah, me and my buddy are going to be coming into the bank today to rob you all.  Can you have a bag of cash ready to go?

The Monkey Revolution continues

I feel like we're beating a dead horse... or in this case a monkey.  Oh Florida, you crazy mixed up state, you.  For over a year a rhesus macaque monkey has eluded capture in the Tampa Bay area.  Adding insult to injury this monkey has its own Facebook Page where he taunts his pursuers.  Oh damn you, monkey!

Real Life Drama

Sometimes the conversations I hear are far more entertaining than the movies that Hollywood spews out.  Here’s a little ditty I was part of in the checkout line at Wal-Mart today.

6 Lost Questions That Will Not Be Answered

Lost.  The greatest show ever is winding down.  After tonight’s episode there will 10 episodes left (the finale being a 2 hour extravaganza.)  For the most part, writers Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse are wrapping up some of those pesky questions that have plagued the curiosity of the legion of loyal fans.  However, there are some questions that we believe will not be answered by the end of the show.  There’s just no time to address them.  So, since Idiot Ballroom has never had a Lost-centric post regarding our favorite show we thought we’d throw out 6 Lost Questions That Will Not Be Answered.

Epic Beard Man Gets Animated

Epic Beard Man gets animated. Too funny.


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Who brings a meat thermometer to the movies?

 Like something out of a Martin Scorsese film, a Los Angeles movie goer was stabbed in the neck with a meat thermometer.  The incident occurred after they complained about another audience member who was talking on a cell phone during a screening of the director's Shutter Island.  You know, from experiencing Scorsese's last few movies I might've stabbed someone in the neck too.
But really there are two questions to be asked here.  First, who the hell brings a meat thermometer to a movie???  And secondly, where is the temperature reading for "Human" on a thermometer?  I suspect in between "Beef" and "Ham".

"It's Good To Be Alive"

    (via Garfield Minus Garfield)

Milkawhat?

Lindsay Lohan is suing E-Trade for $100 million because of their Superbowl commercial that mentions a baby named "Lindsay" and implies she's a "milkaholic". Does this mean I have a case against Mikey in the Life Cereal ads from way back when? You don't know how many times I heard "He likes it! Mikey likes it!" I in fact do not like Life Cereal people... and contrary to popular belief pop rocks mixed with soda did not kill Mikey either.

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