Milkawhat?

Lindsay Lohan is suing E-Trade for $100 million because of their Superbowl commercial that mentions a baby named "Lindsay" and implies she's a "milkaholic". Does this mean I have a case against Mikey in the Life Cereal ads from way back when? You don't know how many times I heard "He likes it! Mikey likes it!" I in fact do not like Life Cereal people... and contrary to popular belief pop rocks mixed with soda did not kill Mikey either.