Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Give me a pot of coffee, some glow sticks and play some Grateful Dead stat!


I don't know how much of this is true.  I drink like 5 cups of coffee every day and I...what was that?  Did you hear that?  Seriously, did you hear that?

It was bound to happen, Mr. Nazi White Trash

Dear, sad misguided white trash Mr. Heath and Mrs. Deborah "It's just a name" Campbell,

What did you expect?  Really.
You named your child after the most infamous monster in recent history.  You drove around your beat up car with swastikas at one time.  
And then you tried to make a spectacle of the fact a grocery wouldn't make your son a cake.  And you and I both know it was all for publicity.  I mean, when was the last time you saw a cake with someone's full name on it?  "Happy Birthday, Adolf" would have been fine.  They would have baked your precious one his birthday cake.  But that's not what your ulterior motive was, was it?  15 minutes and a possible lawsuit, so you can keep living the dream of collecting unemployment and laying around on your lazy, demented ass.
Maybe this will wake your ass up and you might come to the realization that a serious life change is in order.  I don't think so, though.  People like you don't change.  You go on blaming others for your misfortune.  But who's to blame here?


"If you don't want her dead do you really think I'm the right guy for the job?"

Okay, so when exactly did trying to hire a hitman cease to be wanting someone killed and become attempting to employ someone to physically hit someone? Shouldn't there be a service-specific label for this type of service, like slapman, or punchman, or undercover police officer?

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Sweden's definition of "gangster"


Sweden's idea of a gangster is way different than the US.  Yes, gangsters still roll in their Saabs through Norrland, listening to hip hop/polka, sippin' on Akvavit.  But apparently, gangsters also run on-line pharmacies and they take requests to join the "gang" via email.
Pretty hardcore.  

Monday, January 12, 2009

Papua New Guinea making news again


A couple weeks ago on the show we discussed Papua New Guinea's love of Japanese cuisine. 
Well, the small Indonesian country has made the news again.
What I find most disturbing about the article (and there's plenty to find disturbing) is apparently there is "paperwork" for carrying a dead baby in  carry-on luggage.

I vomit a little when I think of the wedding night consummation.

Saturday, January 10, 2009

Craigslist's Joggling Post


Joggling anyone? - m4mw - 38

Joggling is the sport of running while juggling, people who jogglle are called jogglers.  It's a fun way to work both your arms and legs simultaneously while getting a cardio workout and an weight workout.  Plus you work on concentration at the same time.  I can meet at a gym and we can do it either on the treadmill or on the basketball court.  if it's not too cold I'd love to do it outside.  I know sounds silly but lifes short, and it's something new and fun.  I don't care if you're a beginner who can only juggle two at a time, or your the word record holder who can do more than five (as seen in picture).  Me, I just do three, and I tell you what when people see you joggling they don't forget you.  Hit me up if interested.  By the way I'm a mostly normal person with a regular job and my own car and place to live, I just want to joggle with someone:) Peace

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Monday, January 5, 2009

Past Show Archive

Just in case you want to listen to previous shows... here they are.