For nearly two months convicted drug dealer Malcolm Alarmo King got salami-free meals due to his religious observance of Festivus. Unless you've been living under a rock you know Festivus is the made up holiday created by Frank Costanza on Seinfeld. Well, apparently the Orange County jail in Santa Ana, CA has been living under a rock. Eventually, they caught on to Mr. King's shenanigans and now it's salami sandwiches from here on out.... or until the Feats of Strength.