Nice. The old "my junk is too small so it doesn't count as indecent exposure" defense.

"It's not indecent exposure if it's too small"

Aussie Timothy Scott Clark was charge with dropping his trousers to show a few patrons of the Southern Hotel his little peanut.  His claimed he shouldn't have been charged because he only "had a small appendage".  Yeah, that's something you can be proud of and submit for the record in court.