I've been really hungry before, but....

"I'm so hungry, I could eat two kittens"

I've never wanted to eat a kitten let alone had the gumption to eat two.  But that's what Francis McGinley is accused of planning to do.  He had been drinking (is that really a surprise) and showed up at his apartment with two kittens in hand.  He explained to his roommate that he had accidently run them over and now he was going to eat them.  Turns out that he didn't run them over, though they were injured.  Seems the dude just had a hankering for some kitten meat.  I've tried some crazy foods whilst drinking myself.  But never had I wanted some wild, feral kitten.