"Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to pull your pants up and stop humping that dinosaur"

Hey, I would consider myself a worldly fellow.  I've seen my share of things, some of which I would like to have not seen. I know there's some freaky fetishes out there.  Bondage.  Clown porn.  German Scheisse videos.  But I have to say that humping dinosaurs is new one to me.