My brain is overloaded by the douchbaggery

You can imagine my surprise when my douchebag radar reading went off the charts when I saw the trailer for From Paris With Love. First, I've said in the past that any clown who shaves his head to resemble Mr. Clean but still sports a goatee is straight up a DOUCHEBAG. Second, we all know that Pulp Fiction was a fluke in reviving the mediocre douchebaggery career of John Travolta (see Wild Hogs, Old Dogs, Swordfish, etc). So put those two facts together and you have a cornucopia of douchebag stew.