Okay, I can understand you not wanting to go to work. There are an awful lot of us out here that really don't enjoy getting up in the morning and going through the motions all day to make it look like we wouldn't rather be sticking a letter opener into our eyes. That said, If there were a day that I just said, "Fuck this. I'm going to go collect disability." I have to think I would come up with something a bit less restrictive as an excuse than paralysis, and if I went with paralysis I'd like to think I wouldn't be stupid enough to be mowing the lawn, roofing my house, and dancing. Way to go Florida, you just scored another Idiot of the Week.
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