-A bag of poo.
-Paralyzed from her "nipples to her toes". Because of turbulence?
-Don't you love mommy? How about I kill you motherf%@#ers!?!
-The power of education.
-Try to steal a car and a sheriff's deputy is sitting inside. That's a pants soiling.
-Crocodiles on a plane.
-Too incompetent to stand trial. What does "incompetent" mean? What's a trial?
-Just because the guy has a sword and wears a ski mask, doesn't make him a ninja.
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