I'm Scottland!

Okay, I've heard of a lot of crazy shit but claiming that you reside in your own country of yourself and not in the state of Pennsylvania to get out of a DUI may just be the craziest. At least the judge has ordered a mental examination for this terminal fool. Hey, Scott Allen Witmer, if you don't want the police to pull your country over for driving drunk, stop getting your country shitfaced and driving it through Pennsylvania.