Episode 17

Keith and Mike broadcasts from within the same location for the first time in Idiot Ballroom's existence, but in the excitement and drunken stupor they forgot to record the first 10 minutes of the show. Don't worry, Florida, your white trash status is still intact.--Atomic bomb survivor, now that you survived the devastation at Hiroshima, what are you going to do? "I'm going home to Nagasaki." -- It is just wrong to punch a police horse -- Alaska, murder and aliens -- Keith's wife and friend in the drunk IMs to the show open the floodgate for "hot pocket" droppings -- Donald Swallow lost his hands 20 years ago. Does that stop him from committing sexual assault? Nope -- Apparently, in Australia they're just getting America's reruns of The Dukes of Hazzard. "Hooning" runs rampant.