Friday, February 13, 2009

Remember...

that ugly chick you woke up in bed next to in Sacramento all those years ago?  A night of hard drinking and bar hopping only to find yourself next the Queen of the Damned snoring next to you.  The image of the slobber oozing from her mouth and dried splatters of vomit on the her shirt.  It's etched in your mind and the thought of it all sends shivers down your spine.  
Well, they can fix that for you.