Friday, July 16, 2010
Thursday, July 15, 2010
Friday, July 9, 2010
That's a double rainbow!!!
Yeah, dude. That's a double rainbow. It's pretty intense... don't know if I'd cry... let's keep it together, all right, pal...
Tuesday, June 29, 2010
Live through this? How about just go away.
Warning: This one is going to ruffle the feathers of a few spouses of the Ballroom staff.
Courtney Love and I have a love/hate relationship. Her last name is Love and I hate her. I can’t believe she commands $45 tix these days. I also can’t believe record execs are willing to greenlight recording deals with her. She doesn’t have Kurt or Billy to write her albums anymore, so is her stuff really worth listening to? And if I was at a concert where some groupie/leech/pot buddy was on stage the entire time filming with an iPhone… well, let’s just say it would get all Altamont up in this place.
Monday, June 28, 2010
Monday, June 21, 2010
Oh, I’m sorry, little girl. You’ll have to excuse my son. He has Maple Syrup Urine Disease.
Okay, some of you may find this difficult to believe but the name of this disease is not my only concern with this story. Don’t get me wrong, it’s concerning that someone couldn’t come up with something a little more medical sounding and a little less descriptive. There aren’t any venereal diseases called Puss-like Penile Discharge Disease. The scientific community should be a bit more technical sounding when naming diseases, especially those involving certain body parts and the liquids that they discharge. But, Canada, how many people does someone have to stalk before you find a punishment just a bit harsher than, “Go to your room.”?
Sunday, June 20, 2010
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