Episode 14

Episode 14.
The guys ask the tough questions and discuss the issues.
Experimental treatment for TMD? Is menacing subjective? If you suffer from panic disorders, then you probably shouldn't be able to use a gun at your job. Who is this dude that is posting the greatest Craigslists ever? The knife fight is back. If you're a vet of the Iraqi war, are you allowed to steal sweets? (insert M&Ms commercial here). What could a toothless guy possibly want with 7 toothbrushes? If you have successfully stolen 2 40oz of malt liquor, don't taunt the cops, dude.
How much did this guy have to drink, that he urinated on himself 3 separate times; before he got stopped, on his way and at jail?

Idiot Ballroom's Slumdog Thriller rant

After the show (episode 14), the guys discussed an earlier posting of Slumdog Thriller and the mechanics of language. Ewa Unkendra (in pig latin)

Inbreeding continues to trump common sense in Tennessee

I’ve got a sneaking suspicion that this sheriff rode the short mule to school. If you are out there, J.A. Rowland, you had better watch your ass because Johnny Law is hot on your trail (“although unsure if he is alive”) and you will be brought to justice, bitch! What is the statute of limitations on passing a bad $30.00 check anyway?

Drink Up, Chicago!!!

As a matter of fact, that is a bit of afterbirth in your water supply.

And now you know the rest of the story...

So, seriously. This breaks my heart a little. I literally grew up listening to Paul Harvey. He will be missed.

Listen tonight...

Hey, peoples. We be live tonight. Check the right side for details.

Music gets played tonight:

Common People – William Shatner
Plain – Ribbons
Daylight – Matt and Kim
A New England – Billy Bragg
Just A Thought – Gnarls Barkley
Jailbird – M. Ward
Whole Wide World – Wreckless Eric
The Message – Grandmaster Flash

Slumdog Thriller

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

Dear Mr. Blindman, If you are so blind then how did you know we called you Mr. Blindman?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! (You're busted)

Before I even start, I got to point out that it's a little festive around here. We've got a birthday from an earlier posting. And now it's Christmas time! Yeah.

All right, Mr. Steven F. Lederman. What college did you go to? Or better yet, what church do you belong to that celebrates Christmas in February?

Not that I've participated in any criminal activities in my life, let alone would know the first thing about carrying weed around. But I've got to say wrapping it up to look like a Christmas present, and it being February, is probably the least smartest move, oh assistant state attorney general Lederman.

But even with all of that, I think Reader Reactions poster nkscouting points out the craziest aspect of this entire story. Lederman got a MISDEMEANOR charge for carrying a concealed weapon and a FELONY charge for the weed.

Okay, who didn't finish their cat?

It's an issue when I'm hoping that a half eaten cat was partially consumed by another cat but this wasn't exactly written in a way that makes me completely comfortable with the fact that this guy was not eating pussy and eggs for breakfast, swiss and pussy on rye with mustard and mayo for lunch, and pussy con broccoli for dinner. Dessert anyone?