Where's Waldo? Apparently in Oregon and robbing banks.

I guess traveling all over the world, trying not to be "spotted" in large crowds has taken a toll on Waldo's financial situation.   It seems he's resorted to robbing banks to fund his world travels.

Today, class, we're going to learn about... the... effects... of... pot.. .

"Do you kids smell that?"

"We don't smell anything.  But class must be over, because it feels like 4:20, dude."

Chantix Dream Log #1

I recently decided to take another shot at becoming a non-smoker. I thought that I would get a bit of help this time from some drugs. I mentioned it to my doctor last month when I went in to see her and we went over the different secession aides available. After she explained which seemed to have the highest success rate I began to dig into the side effects. Yes, I know that whatever the side affects of taking a pill for a couple of months are, the effects of continuing to smoke would be far more detrimental to my long term health. I was just being prepared for what I had coming to me, and to be completely honest, I’m pretty sure that had anal seepage been thrown out onto the table I would have politely thanked my doctor for her time and continued to smoke until I died or they came up with something with a more acceptable list of side affects. Needless to say, anal seepage was not on the list. A greater propensity for suicidal thoughts and suicide were the worst of the side affects, and I figured I would start smoking again long before I jumped in front of a train or off of a bridge. There was one intriguing side affect that stuck out at me when she was going through the list. Freaky ass dreams. And so begins the Chantix Dream Log.

I was learned good in Indiana.

Public education at its finest.  Let me guess.  "Spelling" is not one of the 15 things.  Learn on, South Bend.  Learn on.

Yep... this is a real thing. The Bacon Bra

Oh for the love of bacon

Cover up that dog's butt!

This is a real thing?!?  It's a cork for your dog's butt!  Oh, Portland you never cease to amaze me with your ingenuity, but I'm not sure Fido is going to be pleased.

Look out, Hipsters... your days are numbered

(mildly NSFW)

One of the best independent shorts I have ever seen

Death To The Tinman

Part 1:


Part 2:


Soundtrack is pretty great too.

Awesome Craigslist Posting: Love connection over alcohol and vomit

Love connection?  Yes, I do believe it is.

Flaming Lips @ The Pageant September 17

Saw The Flaming Lips on Friday night.  It's always a cathartic experience when I see them.  If you've never seen them live, do so immediately.  You won't regret it.