Oh, the love between a boy and his dog...

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WTF?!?!

Um... I'm a little scared to go in my fridge ever again.

That's a double rainbow!!!

Yeah, dude.  That's a double rainbow.  It's pretty intense... don't know if I'd cry... let's keep it together, all right, pal... 

Live through this? How about just go away.

Warning: This one is going to ruffle the feathers of a few spouses of the Ballroom staff.

Courtney Love and I have a love/hate relationship.  Her last name is Love and I hate her.  I can’t believe she commands $45 tix these days.  I also can’t believe record execs are willing to greenlight recording deals with her.  She doesn’t have Kurt or Billy to write her albums anymore, so is her stuff really worth listening to?  And if I was at a concert where some groupie/leech/pot buddy was on stage the entire time filming with an iPhone… well, let’s just say it would get all Altamont up in this place.

I love drunk chicks

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Oh, I’m sorry, little girl. You’ll have to excuse my son. He has Maple Syrup Urine Disease.

Okay, some of you may find this difficult to believe but the name of this disease is not my only concern with this story. Don’t get me wrong, it’s concerning that someone couldn’t come up with something a little more medical sounding and a little less descriptive. There aren’t any venereal diseases called Puss-like Penile Discharge Disease. The scientific community should be a bit more technical sounding when naming diseases, especially those involving certain body parts and the liquids that they discharge. But, Canada, how many people does someone have to stalk before you find a punishment just a bit harsher than, “Go to your room.”?

Oh, Japan...

Um... Can you repeat that?

I guess it could be categorized as part of the Monkey Revolution

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Bang! You're dead! #execution

You know, I've got a love/hate relationship for Utah.  The state is a picturesque marvel.

But the people... let's just say they're up there with Alaskans and Canadians, you know what I mean?  I don't know if it's the polygamy or the inadequate alcoholic levels of their beer but the people are just plain Weird... with a capital "W".  So, I was kind of surprised to see Utah join the 21st century by embracing technology.  

Have you heard about this thing called "Twitter"?  All the cool kids are doing it.  Apparently, it's a place where people can express themselves, in 140 characters or less.  From the most mundane musings like "Eating a sandwich" to the most profound "My wife thinks I'm stupid for using Twitter so much. But I think she's stupid for marrying me, so I think we all know who won this argument", tweeters spill their beans into the internet wilderness.  And now Utah has joined the fracas by tweeting their two cents. This came when Utah's Attorney General Mark Shurtleff announced in less than 140 characters the execution of convicted murderer Ronnie Lee Gardner via Twitter.  So, glad to see Utah really latch on to modern ways of the world even if it's the result of using an execution method that hasn't been used in 14 years.