Episode 26

-- Jose from Aruba leaves very ambiguous IMs. 

-- Are the crunchberries in season this time of years? 

-- Japanese novels printed on toilet paper. Genius at work. 

-- Uh it's raining. You mind if I bail on this community service? Oh you do. How bout we go around the corner and I punch you in the face? 

-- Crazy cat stories. 

-- He's from New York. Of course he's going to drop the F-bomb.

A portable urinal ingeniously disguised as a Club!

Don't know what to get dad for Father's Day?  Why not get him the Uroclub?!

Now dad can look like a pervert on the links while he "checks out his club".  

 

Swine flu who? We got something better

Swine flu. Avian flu. Foot and Mouth disease. Ebola Virus. When are we going to learn.

Scientist say this newly thawed out bacteria is not harmful to humans. Do we need to really find that one out? It froze 120,000 years ago for a reason. Let's not mess with mother nature.

The Ape Revolution continues...

Here's another one, world. At least in this incident the victim got to keep their hands and lips and only suffered minor bruises and cuts. Perhaps, we need to start negotiating peace talks with the primates. But I don't know how well that will go. My uncle always said, "Never trust a monkey".

WTF???

The place: Castrillo de Murcia, Spain

The cost: free

The dates: June 11-15

The event: THE BABY JUMPING FESTIVAL

Oh those wacky Japanese

Leave it to the Japanese, I tell ya. Gotta to love them. With their Hello Kitty, printing novellas on toilet paper, Godzilla, anime loving, sushi, violent rape videogames, sumo wrestling, bullet train, virtual reality murders, stink-free astronaut underwear, and suicide forests.

What will they think of next?

Oh the Punch Perm.

Creepy guy creeping around, getting creepy naked and leaving a creepy smell

“I got it sprayed down because it smelled terrible,” the victim told the Bradenton Herald. “I have never seen him in my life. It is kind of creepy.”

It's not "kind of creepy", victim. It most definitely is creepy.

Episode 25

-- She's a real firecracker!

-- How many times have we said the 'junk' is off limits

-- Keith would rather eat fetal pig testicles than wax beans.

-- Knife fight #56, right in our backyard. Stay classy, St. Louis.

-- Chinese man was acting selfish, so he pushed him off a bridge

-- Our weekly warning about monkeys. This one from Japan's Aomori Prefecture, Shimokita Peninsula

-- What is the unsaid rule about blessing someone after multiple sneezes? We're going to ask Abby.

IB Comic 6/4/09

Episode 24

Keith went down to Florida to check out the vortex of all that is f-ed up. Mike does a semi-live show. Rehashes some of the "highlights" of past shows.

-Hiroshima/Nagasaki survivor

-stink free underwear in outerspace

-crazy murder trial in Anchorage

-Ninja or not Ninja? you be the judge

-Memphis Mike segment with lobsters and black magic goats

-compilation of Idiot Ballroom Presents